Monday, March 23, 2009

One of a Kind Fortunes


I'm sure you remember these — fortune tellers. I don't remember what I wrote on mine, but I sure do remember the feeling of moving the fortune teller back and forth, back and forth.

There are fortune tellers all over the house these days. Some are fancy, some are more utilitarian. The one thing they have in common is the creative bent of all of the fortunes. I'm glad these kids can't really predict my future!


You will tirn in to a pootl in one yere.

Your haws will birn dawn in half a awr.

Your hose will growe flawrs awt of it.

Win you ete you will tirn in to a ogre.

You will have nitemerse.

Win you get old you will trn into a hippy.

Win you trn 15 you will tirn into a tode.

A bottle of rootbere will spill on you in 5 secets.


p.s. I love invented spelling. LOVE it.

4 comments:

  1. Okay - I laughed out loud at every one! Wow, those are pretty creative! They are much more creative than the fortunes they were telling when I was there, which mostly consisted of "you will be very rich" or "you will be very poor" or "you will have eight children." Actually, I think it was Mahon who got them into doing the wacky fortunes, since he kept telling their fortunes with all sorts of crazy future events.

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  2. Well thank you Mahon, then! I was very entertained! Especially by one from another fortune teller that said something like "you will spill sprite on yourself and you will be sticky forever..."

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  3. Okay, seriously - I am STILL LAUGHING out loud every time I read them. They are just so funny!

    And since when do they know what a "hippy" is, anyway???

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  4. That was definitely entertaining to read. I bet it's even more fun to be told in person!! :D

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